In fact, there's been more procreation going on than you can shake a rattle at, and so its given us a rather good excuse to celebrate the miracle of life and dance about with gay and heterosexual abandon to some funky uplifting tunes at...
So come along and sway from side to side with a wry smile on your face at the irony of it all to the binglybongly beat. The Foundry 86 Great Eastern Street London EC2A 3JL (from the Little Book of Complete B*ll*cks by Alistair Beaton.)
"the good, the bad, and the bongly" at the Foundry on Saturday 20th November 2004:
If you don't know where it is, we've done a deal with the H&M fashion house to put an almighty great big billboard right above the Foundry to guide you there. Although negotiations have faltered somewhat over our binglybongly logo and a flashing neon arrow pointing downwards. Hrmph.
If the big billboard is a bit too sublimal for you, you can always find the Foundry by leaving Old Street at exit 3. It's at the apex of Great Eastern Street and Old Street. It'll be the building dancing from side to side in a highly improbable manner with a big smile on its face like something from an eastern european children's cartoon.
It's free to get in. From 7pm till 11pm (Certificate 18)
Tube: Old Street (exit3)
and finally...
Physical Harmony
Each organ of your body has a vital part to play in your well-being. Make sure all your organs work in harmony together. Make your heart talk to your head. Get your pancreas to chat to you liver. Invite your gall-bladder to email your ovaries. If your lower intestine receives anonymous calls, you should see a doctor immediately.
Don't forget, you can keep up to date at http://www.binglybongly.net.
That's it for now. All the best from everybody at binglybongly mansions.
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