An astronomically huge hello!
I don't know if you've noticed but Mars has just popped that little bit closer to see what all the fuss is about on planet earth. Well, just as long as he comes in peace and he's wearing his binglybongly badge, he's always welcome. Perhaps it could be something to do with all the activity on the launch pad at cape binglybongly...
In the meantime, we think we've just discovered the perfect cure for troublesome asteroids...
For example, the binglybongly messageboard is positively hubbub with conversation and recently posed such varied questions as: "What does the number 5 taste of?" or "Who's the nicest famous person you've ever met?" and "When did you last see your trousers?" (- OK, I made up the last one). It's now up and running, and champing at the bit waiting for your thoughts and answers.
Also we're excited to announce an all night extravaganza at the SEone Club for Friday 31st October - look out for more news on this soon.
The Globular Nebula comes slowly in to view through the porthole of the binglybongly spaceship. Our galactic roadmap has the Spitz clearly marked with a flashing neon arrow and we're coming in to land...
The NEXT binglybongly party is "binglybongly music" at the Spitz on Sunday 21st September 2003:
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Our eternal stargazers, Abs, Fabs, Vicks and Antnee have successfully darned the tear in the space-time continuum with the trusty binglybongly needle and thread to bring you all sorts of music that'll put a futuristic pelvic thrust in your sequined spacesuit and some nitro-glycerine in your musical jet-pack.
So, put down your orgasmatrons, tighten your asteroid belt and teleport your musical molecules to the Spitz this Sunday. We've got all sorts of music to make you leap up onto a wobbly spaceship control panel and do a moon-walk dance routine with a someone wearing a silver suit and a colander on his head pretending to be an alien very much like in a early episode of Doctor Who kinda way - or maybe not. |
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Sunday the 21st of September 2003 - 4pm to 10.30pm
Free before 5pm then admission £4.00 or £3.00 with a binglybongly badge!
Come early to make the most of it! The Spitz, 109 Commercial Street, Old Spitalfields Market, London E1 You can download and print the flyer from our web site as an Adobe PDF or as an image. |
Lastly, here's a snippet of topical advice for you until next month:
 | Your computer's crashed? Your hard disk may be suffering from a cosmic imbalance, or 'virus'. Restore your computer to health by taking the following steps: 1. Place a healing crystal on top of your VDU 2. Clear your PC's negative aura by lighting a joss stick 3. Reinvigorate your mouse by massaging it with essential oils 4. Energise your CD Rom drive by intoning ancient Hindu mantras 5. Buy a new computer. (from the Little Book of Complete B*ll*cks by Alistair Beaton.) |
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That's all for now. If you have any comments about anything in this bulletin, please drop us a line. All the best from everyone at binglybongly mansions |
This bit is about us:
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binglybongly productions works to help alleviate, through uplifting music, the stresses associated with today's lifestyles. Some music has the ability to alter your mood in a positive way, which can help you to deal with seemingly overwhelming problems. Good music touches everyone, and we want to make it easier for people to hear the interesting and upbeat music we believe can improve the quality of life. We’d love to hear from you if you have any recommendations of music that inspires you. You can also post ideas and talk with other people on our online forum. |
| As well as producing top quality upbeat music events and compilations, we are researching the connection between music and well-being and good health. We will be providing this information via the wellbeing section of the web site. We are covering topics such as how to survive stress at work, coping with exams, relationships, families etc. and we’ll publish advice, tips, articles and interviews that we gather. A library of all published material will be maintained on the site. If you have something to say about how music has helped you in any way, please get in touch. In the meantime, if you have any questions, comments or would like to get involved we’d love to hear from you. You can reply to this mail or email us at info@binglybongly.net, call us on 020 7739 7661, or visit our web site. |
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